March 12th, 2010 by cgerber

Sleep on the ship has been terrible for the crew as of late. Something seems to be in the salty air keeping the crew awake and grouchy. Sparky has been leading the crew in exorcise on the top deck but refuses to teach her secretes to me. I recently took a visit to our doctor for a checkup on my bad sleeping and she gave me a cookie. She kind of reminds me of an Avatar with her taller build… lean features.. and long tail… big ears.

Other than bad sleep crew seems to be in an unstable condition of frustration, happiness, and annoyingness. Tank demands to attend every one of Sparky’s new work out sessions in order to intimidate her into turning over her bird nest position. Tank hates being kept in the bowels of the ship and is getting restless. I’ve been having the debatably blind cook take her out for daily swims but now the cook is missing and the ship really isn’t that big. In the meantime Mario World Mark is making egg sandwiches till we can double back and look for the possibly blind cook. We’re having trouble keeping him off the Wii as well.

We should be hitting land soon. The crew doesn’t know but I have buried treasure we’ll be looking for at the next stop. If there’s enough buried treasure I’ll take the crew out for some California Pizza Kitchen.

Chad Gerber